I both envy and curse my teenage self’s gastrointestinal fortitude; the ability to drink black coffee for breakfast and eat Takis and Hot Cheetos for lunch and nothing fucking else for the day is both awe inspiring and the reason I have fucking acid reflux in my 20s

baelthazar:

Klingon Therapist advice

I don’t know who needs to see this today, but here you go. It is “honorable combat”. May Kahless see honor in your battle. Qapla’!

ungezieferwerden:

tchaikovskaya:

he looks like a netflix originals hapsburg

patrooclus:

No proof that Gimli becomes immortal after going to the Undying Lands you say? Actually there is conclusive evidence that he does. Source? Me. I want it because Legolas would be sad otherwise, so there. Canon.

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

i think it’s really fucking funny actually how they forgot to make the new tumbler web ui scale at all, this shit is tiny as fuck on my 4k monitor

WHY DID YOU MAKE THE POSTS LESS WIDE, LIKE THIS UI IS NOT JUST BUNCHED UP FOR NO REASON IT ALSO SQUISHES THE INBOX AND DASH FOR LITERALLY NO REASON, MY SCREEN IS WIDE USE THAT SPACE

like i wouldnt even care THAT much about the buttons having moved to the left (its a useless change but like yea whatever) if they at least fucking did it in a clean and responsive way and didnt just squish the site even more, there wouldve been a way to do this that wouldve ended up leaving extra space for posts n stuff that isnt there right now but NO

smol-lizord:

I can’t remember if I shared the wheelbarrow photoshoots but here’s Peppercorn 🥺💙

sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

steriskks:

OFFICE ESSENTIALS SERIES: splatoon weapon concepts by yours truly

mindofthemage:

So, browser on switch. Looked the important thing up first.

Am I a real hacker now?

oneheadtoanother:

ghostcrows:

ghostcrows:

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she’s just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she’s Peggy that’s just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they’re like ok fine I guess

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in “happy”, because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can’t go around tellin people you’re “gay” for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

insomniac-arrest:

thedreamthieves:

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

spongedyke:

grindcore father and breakcore mother talking to their harsh noise baby: bwoooooooooow…💥BWBBWMAMAMMAMMBAAAAAAAAAMBWABMWBABBAWMWAB💥 BABABAABABBABBABABBABABWSSHOOWOOOOOOOOOOooo💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥WBWBWW BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPWPAPWPWAPPWAPWAPAWPPWAPWBWAPBWAPBPWAPBWABPWAPBAWBPWAPBWMMMMMMMMMMmm💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥MMMMMMMMMMMWBBWBBAWBWBWBBWBWB
baby: H h H h H h H h H h H h 💥 H a  h h HH Hh HH E E E E  E E 

flork-of-cows-unofficially:

tamagamagachi